It’s like twitter. Except we charge people to use it

Comedy Gold!  Check out what happens when an uptight geek requests more free help from a designer. It’s like twitter. Except we charge people to use it Thanks to Rod Drury of Xero who posted this to Fruitbowl today... Read more

30

Nov

Slinkys

I’ve always wondered why it was that we called him Slinky… I always thought it was because he was slightly undershort.  Apparently I was entirely mistaken, as this image that I just got emailed will tell you… ... Read more

22

Nov

Slinks scores a hundy

Dear God, man! How could you possibly put this kind of information out there for the whole WORLD to see?!?!?! You know I’d disowned you if you hadn’t totally disappeared off the face of the earth already, right? ... Read more

03

Jun

Quickees

I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?! I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. Took her out with... Read more

20

May

Swine Flu

Apparently if you go “ah… ah…. ahhhhhhhh…. chOINK” you’ve got a problem. Otherwise, you’re just normal sick. Okay so there’s LOTS of swine flu humour going around… This wee piccy has to be my favourite so far though. (as always, click for bigger image) ... Read more

01

May

The Kiwi Way

‘THE KIWI APPROACH’ A young Kiwi bloke moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked ‘Do you have any sales experience?’ The young man answered ‘Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Auckland.’ The manager liked the Kiwi so he gave him the job. His first day on the Job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. ... Read more

12

Jun

PUFFING IN PEACE

German boss fires staff for not smoking The owner of a small German computer company has fired three non-smoking workers because they were threatening to disturb the peace after they requested a smoke-free environment. The manager of the 10-person IT company in Buesum, named Thomas J., told the Hamburger Morgenpost newspaper he had fired the trio because their non-smoking was causing... Read more

11

Jan

Speaking of terrorists…

President Musharraf is sitting in his office contemplating the current crisis in Pakistan and drinking tea, when the phone rings…… “Tena koe, would that be President Musharraf?” “Hello, yes, this is President Musharraf speaking, who is this and what do you want?” “Well now Mushy, this is Tame Iti and I am ringing from the Tuhoe Embassy in... Read more

18

Dec

Dont ask. Its safer that way

This morning I was catching my news fix and was reading a story about that American Football player, Sean Taylor who was shot and killed recently. If you flick through to the story it has a series of pictures of Taylor in action. Pic number 14 really got my attention. Turns out our favourite Bogan has a black, sorry, African American doppleganger. That got me curious. Who is this G... Read more

29

Nov

Deaf Mute Woman Missing

Oh dear. I couldn’t help but giggle at the NZPA article on this YahooXtra news page… Emma Agnew, a deaf-mute woman from Christchurch has disappeared without a trace. Her car was found torched the night she disappeared. Her three brothers Benny, Toby and Herbie (I’m sorry, that’s funny in itself) have given a televised plea for her return and police fear for her... Read more

21

Nov

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