The Geek Mythologies

Man Law 26-30

26. All men must eat meat. A lot of meat. If not boarderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegetarian, or eat stuff like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms ‘diet’, ‘fat free’, or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of ‘watching his weight’ or dieting.

27. Every man is required by law to learn some form of poker before he dies.

28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple ‘oops’, ‘my bad’ or any variation of cuss words that get the point accross will suffice, no need to say ‘I’m sorry’.

29. No man should ever hook up with his best mates girl, no matter how hot she is.This is in effect while they are dating or ‘together’. If they are separated refer to law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (side advice: less guilt is involved if she comes onto you).

30. Under no circumstances should any one man block another mans attempt at getting some tang. Lets just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that blocking will result in a suspension of your man status and it’s privileges, and will result in the title Manbeach.

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