Back to the Primitive
While Ross Taylor may not be happy with anything short of 70, I’m always happy to be stuck at 69, It is I, the quintessential stud muffin, the man, the myth, the pseudo Taranakian, Larry “all the women in wellington wanna take me to court, because they swallowed my stuff and now they want child support” _J.
Having given up on trying to use anything created for the internet in the past couple of years, I have decided to go back to the primitive!.
Gone is the high resolution monitors! I’m back too 800×600 pixels!.
Broadband? bah! 56k dial up is my speed baby!.
My keyboard looks about 10+ years old!
Ive got a wireless mouse, hey wireless controllers have been around for years!.
So its back to the primitive, f**k all the Bull S**t! BACK TO THE PRIMITIVE!.
Ive given up trying to learn how to navigate/use TGM properly so Im just gunna go el cheapo in my efforts. If it works, great!, if not, BAH HUMBUG.
What else is new in my life? show me some love and I might just spill.
Laz out.
At Ease, BABY!



ZOMG! Back from the dead???
I know how you feel with the dial up buddy – we use dial up when we're at ATC each week – it's PAINFUL! But it's better than no internet…. just.
Nice Gravatar by the way… if you go to http://www.gravatar.com you can actually set that biznitch up properly.
Nice to have you back! What's news?
Thankfully I haven't had to use dial up for about 5 years and I know it's going to drive me insane if I have to use it in the future! But connection is connection, and just look at what you have done with it
Good to hear from you, however it comes about. As Mr Moon said – What's the latest?
The news is…NOTHING hahaha suckered you all into thinking great things have been happening in my life when they haven't! LMGDMFAO!
On a serious note, I had 1 nights luck with a girly friend, but unfortunately I fell short of expectations due to the excessive amount of alcohol consumed and wasn't invited back. Her reason? "Im just not looking for a relationship at the moment", which is BS (with a capital BS!) cause I got a mate to pose as an interested party and she divulged information to this stranger that she didn't to me. As far as I'm concerned shes not worth the load she leaves in her toilet.
Oh I am trying to get back into rugby, but the fitness is very poor and I'm having on-going problems with my back. LAME.