City Cow and Country Bull
City Cow lives in the city. She has her way of doing things, take the rugby for example. City Cow’s usual game watching rituals involve having dinner with another city cow, followed by a bottle of wine and a soak in the spa pool. Then the cows preen themselves, adjust their udders, and head out to watch the rugby in a crowded bar with a heard of other cattle.
This weekend was different. City Cow met up with Country Bull in the country and went with him to watch the rugby in his usual game watching ritual. City Cow went dressed for a night out and Country Bull put on his woollies. Country Bull then took the city cow into the country onto a farm and then into a the bull shed. (Mancave to city folk). Country Bull then played pool with other country bulls while city cow basked in the warmth of the fire wishing she had worn so much more. The bulls were friendly to the city cow. Country bull taught city cow to play pool and city cow beat country bull at pool. City cow will play pool with country bull again, city cow will play pool with any of the country bulls again because they were funny bulls to shake a stick at. The country bulls country cows were in the shed too. Country cows are different from city cows, but the milk is the same and they moo at their bulls the same.
City Cow had fun watching the game in the bull shed. Next time City Cow will try to lure Country Bull to the city to watch a game.
What will happen when Country Bull goes to the city?
How will Country Bull react to the city bulls?
Will Country Bull go running back to the country?
Will City Cow be able to get Country Bull to go out without his swanny?
15
Sep
can we drop the cow reference? i feel like a steak now…mmm steak
I bet country bull let city cow win…
me too…lol the first rule is: if you want into the cows field, throw the match…works too…doesn’t it mandz?
No it was by default, he sunk the black ball.
That sounds even more likely then!