Cookies and Cream
Do cookies and cream go together, really? What if the cookies and the cream don’t stick so well, what happens then? Can cookies try to be with the jelly? The jelly will stick with the cookies extremely well. In fack the cookies have tried the jelly, and the jelly really does work.
But how does the jelly then convince the cookies to stick with the jelly? What does the jelly do if the cookies can’t decide which one they want to be stuck to? What does the jelly do if the cookies say they want to stick to the cream, even when the cream keeps sliding off? The jelly wants to be on the cookies, the cookies want the jelly, but the cookies also want to try to make the cream stay on too.
So do the cookies really want the cream, or do the cookies really want the jelly? Are the cookies really just scared to try something new? The cookies are not scared of the jelly, the cookies like the jelly. The cookies like the jelly a lot. The cookies enjoy jelly time, the cookies crumble around the jelly. The jelly holds the cookies crumbs together, the jelly will always support the cookies. The jelly is good for the cookies, and the cookies are good for the jelly.
The cookies keep trying to stick to the cream, but the cream slides off. The cream likes to stick to a different biscuit. When it’s cold the cookies crack under the cream. When the cookies crack the cream cracks too. What do you do if the whole biscuit breaks?
Fix it with jelly.
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Dec
Um, the important thing is that you tried.
I’m with Laz, who knows what will work unless you try it. Jelly and cookies sounds great but not everyone has the same tastes
Wow that just seems way to heavy for the cream at 4 in the morning.
hang on am I the cookies or the cream Im to smashed to be trying to type anything does anyone understand what the f#%k I’m on about cause I don’t been a good night but.Hey I just read that again and I feel like a right dickhead ha ha am I allowed to say that. Anyway the cookies got to work out if the jellys going to work for him or weather he will always be thinking of the cream even though the jelly might be the best option. The jelly might be the most fun option but is it the right one.
Yes, yes it is. Try it, try it and you will see. You will see, and you will say, Yes, Jelly is the option for me, Jelly is with whom I want to be. See? Jelly makes for a happier me!
DAMNIT! these metaphorical discussions are burning up my valuable brain cells!
Haha no dude, you smoked them yerself.
Jelly goes much better with vodka than cream does – that’s all you need to know!
Get some vodka for the jelly…you know I actually really like that idea. Maybe thats exactly what the jelly should do, make vodka jelly shots!!
Ah yes, vodka jelly shots, a must for all summer parties!
Liking this idea more and more..best jelly flavour? I like my vodka with lime.