Defence Force Update

In a shock turn of events, New Zealand Prime Monister Hell-in Clark has announced today that the Defence Force minimum age requirement breaches fundamental human rights laws. As such, No. 3 Squadron of the Royal New Zealand Air Force has recruited 7 month old Connor Alexander Faulknor-Murrell as it’s youngest ever pilot.

When asked for comment, his response was “Mmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaahm”.

Connor in the Pilots seat of an RNZAF Iroquois operated by No. 3 Squadron out of Ohakea.. (click for biggums)

Also, Aunty Hell-in announced she would not be making any moves toward re-instating a strike force in the Royal New Zealand Air Force. These folks say “Thumbs up, Aunty Hell-in, we love you”:

Cadets of No. 13 (City of Napier) Squadron of the Air Training Corps stand in front of the shell of an RNZAF A4K Skyhawk, removed from service bloody ages ago.

Disclaimer: The above is totally fictional and does not reflect the views or beliefs of any of the members of No. 3 Squadron, RNZAF or the Cadets, Staff, Support Committee or parents of No. 13 (City of Napier) Squadron of the Air Training Corps. This depiction of the Royal New Zealand Air Force and the Prime Minister of New Zealand, Miss Helen Clark is meant as purely humourous observation. No offence or harm is intended to any parties

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