Ive got those lonely lonely lonely…..
Well xmas came and went without seeing any of my family (I haven’t actually seen a single family member since early December) and new years is rapidly approaching. I have no girlfriend, no money and very little hope of having a happy new years. I’m turning into a right grumpy bum. Yes ive even been neglecting TGM by not offering my wisdom and insights!.
Every idea or plan I have has been shot down over the last month or so, either due to lack of money or transport. Yes i know i need to get a job but when your lacking in confidence its a lot easier said than done.
So whats my new years resolution? to get a job? earn some cash? get my van back on the road? NAH!
My new years resolution is to stick the world back up its own a-hole and run amok amongst the ward. I’m gonna go crazy cause crazy is fun. nuff said. drink some beer. buy that latest product. I own you all.


Laz, your one crazy cracker!
Cheers F*** face!
Bring on the chaos, enter the crazyness. Why? Because its FUN that way, and some of us just need to have some damn good fun. Go hard Lazman, rock those grumpies away. And scream WAHOOO every now and then just so the neighbours know that youre still awake.
Your xmas wasn’t a complete write off, you got a cool card from ME!
Hey Laz, don’t forget it’s summer and summer makes everything that much better.
whoot! bogan uprising!!!
The bogan was never down you twit. The sexy bogan of Waiatara will always be.
Summer sux Gem. summer only good when you have friends n loved ones to enjoy it with. nuff said.
You dont need a girlfriend to be happy Laz, and you have great mates around you who think yer awesome, I should know, its my rellies that yer living with. Suck it up and stop being such a sooky, harden up mate. Be strong.
I agree, love yourself Laz and the rest will follow. Be kind to yourself and things will look up