Man Law

A man folk friend of mine has emailed me the Man Law, an 8 page document which contains no less that 111 rules of the said Man Law.

So I have taken the liberty of acknowledging a few of these weird and wacky rules with some female insight as to what they really mean.

#2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control.

Female insight: He will be paying child support for the next 18 years of his life.

#18. You poke it you own it.

Female insight: Only if he poked it well enough.

#35. Women can’t drive.

Female insight: Let the bastards walk home.

#53. If you spill a mans beer, you buy the next round/refill/cup.

Female insight: Spill a womans beer and she will never let you forget it. Ever.

#73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for beer only.

Female insight: Man will agree to anything for food.

#89. Never should man give a woman the credit card. No exceptions.

Female insight: Man will not be getting jiggy.

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