you dont mess with the slink
i do believe another week has dissipated out of existence. and yet im still here. pretty much alone. yes Friday was the last day of term, and so in the normal fashion everyone has deserted, leaving just a skeleton crew to man the decks, and keep the party rolling. unfortunate as it is my c*** of a neighbour isn’t one of them.
lets paint a picture. i live in a corridor of males, we all love to drink, and for the most part we all follow the noise hours and are considerate of the guy next door, as it is common knowledge the walls are paper thin. there are 20 of us. 19 of us fit the above description, my neighbour is the outsider, and likes to invite a group of drop-kicks over and hold parties every night until at least 3am. this gets so bad that i now am losing sleep, and getting between me and sleep is sort of like getting between a cow and her calf…not pretty.
they say that an opportunity let pass by is an opportunity lost…so when he went away and left his door wide open for three days, i gave into temptation. now it might have been sleep deprivation, or my utter hatred of him, but whatever it was vigilantism seemed to be a great option…so i nuked his hard disk with a windows disk. total irreversible data loss…genius. so now he has been delivered the message: you don’t mess with the slink.
27
Aug
Well I would have said don’t get caught but you have already put an admission of your wee crime on the internet, I cant help but wonder why?
*makes note: dont mess with slink*
you might like to learn about power on passwords – this is the only thing stopping someone from doing the same to you.
Or the obvious locking of your door when you leave.
Hmmm, I’m pleased I don’t live in the room next to yours Slink.
im especially glad im not him…especially because the idea for my next attack involves releasing a live animal in to his room…either a rooster, goat or a pig. dont think i can get one? thank good for trademe! rooster will cost me $5, a goat $25, or three kuni kuni’s for $50. although if i went with the pigs id have to keep them quiet somehow, the common consensus being that i should feed them a certain “grass” if ya catch my drift…all i can say is dont mess with me lol
i think i might need the room with the padded walls again moon man
I’m glad you now live in a land far far away