Slinks oppsie

this happened on sunday, but i’ve only now been able to write about it, mainly cause its real hard to type without an operating system. thats right, i deleted windows. ive known for a while that tech-e-babe has had a virus somewhere, and being bored on sunday, i tried to find it. now i should point out that due to me not being a complete dumbass i did back up all of my music and document... Read more

Weddings

I have a wedding to go to in less than 2 weeks, some friends of mine who were originally planning to get married this November decided to pull the date forwards, and so it is now going to be in May. Now I am thrilled to bits for my friends, they have been together for 10 years and have 2 gorgeous children together. I am both excited and honoured to be a part of their wedding, they have asked me... Read more

How do I make it stop?

Did I mention that while I had tonsilitis my weight dropped to 61kg in 3 days? It was fantastic, my knees looked, well like big bony knees, and my wobbly tummy totally disappeared, nothing but skin. Skinny skin at that. I was thrilled, oh so thrilled. That was until I got better, and oh boy was I hungry. So I ate. And I ate. And I ate. My god I was hungry, it was insane. You boys would have been... Read more

Salsa night 3

Hip hip hooray! Theres something new at salsa, it’s a new guy. And he’s a bit of a hotty too, fantastic. I was thrilled, yes thrilled, to meet the new guy. First of all because we have a dire need for men at salsa, and secondly it takes the heat off me for being a newby, now I am no longer the only glaringly obvious beginner. And I didn’t waste any time in talking to this new... Read more

engineering stuff – a summarry of the learnings of

this is what i was going to post last night. a pictorial summary of what slink has learnt to do, and does from day to day. this is part of an engineering project in which we had to design a process machine that would open an egg, and then separate the insides, just like mandz does when she makes pavlova. so anyway what started as this: with the help of solid works soon became: and then soon... Read more

taking advantage

i was going to post about what i’ve learnt in engineering thus far…but i went to work, and came home hot under the collar so now im going to share that instead… …its no secret that i work for woolworths, and have done for some time. when i moved down here i scored me a sweet as transfer. four weeks later i threatened to, and then handed in my notice, due to the hours... Read more

da 1derful world of txt msgn!

Hi-de-ho campers! This is a post especially for mandz who very well may be thinking im snobbing her, as she sent me a txt msg the other day and I havent replied… Sorry mandz but i have no credit, being on a 027 with $10 for 500 txt msgs I kinda used them all up, i sent a msg on the 7th which bounced back with a “insufficient funds” msg. So *333 I go and WOAH! ive used... Read more

Lynx Click

I know I’m kind of breaking the rules posting so much YouTube content in one week, but I pay the bills here so suck it up. Remember that ad with Ben Affleck clicking his clicker everytime he got the Glad Eye, then showing it to the ugly guy in the lift? Well you’ve never seen it like this before… ... Read more

Communism rules, ok

I know yer a huge Spongeknob Queerpants fan Laz, so this one’s for you. Ever wonder what would happen if Sponge Bob lived in Chinese waters? No me neither… but now I know. Here it is… “ASpongeABob ASquaruPant” ... Read more

Self inflicted illness

I have to confess I’ve been a busy little beaver this week too. I’ve also had my bout of illness, although not nearly as dire as Maz or Slinko, I sure did feel like I was dying last night. Imagine… a $600 per head, two day conference. Both me and the IT Manager attended, so with our exiting staff member tied up with training new users, that leaves no-one to man the hell... Read more