Quickees
I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?!
I just saw that Harry Potter film.
A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?
When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
Took her out with one punch.
My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
“It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.
Disabled toilets.
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
And I saved the best for last:
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
20
May
poor gingers
Niiiiice!